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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"
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"TAKEN 4 COMING SOON ! Ring , Ring . Kim this is your father. Daddy ? she replies. But, but your dead ! Listen I'm a Ghost , and my Corpse is about to be, TAKEN !lol."
"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"
"What is the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"
"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c*nt."
"Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born? Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones."
"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."
"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."
"There was a blackout in my neighbourhood last night....... The police told us to stay inside until they caught him."
"If we went camping... If we went camping and you woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? Want to go camping?"