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Joke of the Day

"I seriously thought the slang phrase 'This place is 'crackalackin!', actually meant 'This place is lacking white people'."

"What US state is it easiest to hide a prostitute in? H-Idaho-e"

"did you write ""call Gary in HR for lots of really disappointing and hairy sex"" on the bathroom stall? [wearing my ""I hate gary"" tshirt]: no"

"Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you."

"I wish my work would pay me to tweet all weekend like they do all week."

"Somebody told me to make an original wonderwall joke I said no"

"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."

"How do thieves kiss? They make out like bandits."

"Why was the sick eagle in prison? Because she was illegal."

"One night stand because my bedroom is narrow."