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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone."

"What's the difference between purple and pink? Your grip!"

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."

"I saw Don Draper driving a toupee across a high-wire. Another character driven piece on cable."

"Regretting the compliment... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""

"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."

"hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead"

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"

"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."

"A friend confided in me about a peculiar birthmark on his butt. I told his secret to my friends for a laugh. I am Julian AssStrange."