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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a very funny mountain? Hill-arious!!"
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"Why are Canadian Jews so poor? Because there are no pennies to pick up off the ground."
"if you don't appreciate Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson, I guess you could say you're taking him for granite. thanks & God bless"
"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"My wife hates it when I say ""You are just like your mother!"" Actually, she hates it when I say *anything* during sex."
"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."
"My mom keeps asking me who made a mess at the dinner table I spilled the beans"
"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."