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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"
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"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"
"Would Bill Cosby make a shitty bartender?"
"[Taylor Swift on toilet, going #2. Kanye jumps out of her shower] ""Yo, Taylor- I'm really happy for you & I'm-a let you finish, but..."""
"Say the punchline first How do you ruin a joke?"
"People say I'm a plagiarist Their word, not mine"
"Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! """
"Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people."
"One day I will write my autobiography and it will just say ""fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."" The rest of the pages will be drawings of dicks."
"What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley"