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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre!"
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"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"
"A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100% Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is."
"What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers? Go for the juggler"
"Why is the LSU football team like my car? They both used to have Les (less) Miles!"
"When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea."
"My toddler is learning to speak so I'm trying to teach him some phrases for social success. Things like ""true dat"" and ""pass the gravy."""
"I don't want this month to end because the puppy on my calendar is extra cute."
"How does a Jew make a cup of tea? Hebrews it"
"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."