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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."

"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""

"Politicians and dipers have one thing in common they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason"

"Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head."

"Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!"

"Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to."

"Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z. Wait, shit."

"If we paid teachers more, they'd probably stop dating their students. At this point, a 16 year old working at Quiznos doubles their income."