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Joke of the Day
"I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets."
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"I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis. She's not half-bad."
"Funny how many articles end in ""continued on page"""
"I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar."
"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."
"You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously, but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too."
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!"
"When people go underwater in movies, I sometimes like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo"
"""Harry Potter"" branded condoms. ""Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you're Slytherin in her chamber of secrets""."
"What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns? Go for the juggler"