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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!"

"What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"

"My rapper name would be ""Iffy Scent"""

"Say ""I won a math debate"" 5 times really fast! Now slap yourself for being such a pervert."

"Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend.."

"Johnny Depp's wife of just over a year Filed for Divorce today... With NO prenup...She is gonna get soooooo many bracelets."

"Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch."

"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"

"What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening? A cannibal"

"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."