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Joke of the Day
"My rapper name would be ""Iffy Scent"""
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"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Billy played in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is his neighbour."
"What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!"
"What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen."
"You get home from work early. You walk into the kitchen and your dog is peeling a potato. Startled, she yells ""IT'S JUST A POTATO!"" #ambien"
"Sorry I'm late, there was a dad yelling at his teenage son for buying $90 jeans and I had to hear every word of it."
"So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers."
"A feminist asked me how I see lesbians Apparently in ""HD"" wasn't the right answer"