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Joke of the Day

"What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"

"What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar? Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one."

"If you can down 20 vodka shots in 15 seconds... ...You must be Russian."

"My brother used to think the suicide lane is for committing suicide. He only made the mistake once though"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!"

"My doctor says I'm not eating a balanced diet...that's absurd. I eat as many cookies with my left hand as I do with my right!"

"Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E."

"Technology would be better if you could download sandwiches."

"My friend had to go to the doctor, because all he could see were dicks. Turns out he was cock-eyed."

"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"