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Joke of the Day
"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."
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"""I'm sorry I could never do that for you,"" said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space."
"I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game."
"During activities I'm like batteries I'm never included"
"How did Han Solo enter the world? On the perineum falcon!"
"Why is Donald Trump gay? The Chinese beemhole been trippin hardcore nomsayin'?"
"My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary."
"How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth."
"I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot."
"Briefly explain 'hard water' ice"