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Joke of the Day

"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."

"Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing it doggy style... Because that's almost an hour in dog time..."

"Question: In China... ...is everything ""Made in China""?"

"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."

"Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, ""My heart is in Oregon."" She replied, ""I know what a heart is!"""

"me: I know it's over, but can I have one last hug? Please? Him: *moves closer. stops & sniffs* omg are you covered in superglue?"

"I farted in the Apple store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows..."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."

"""1990 called, they want their shirt back."" ""...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"""

"Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!"