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Joke of the Day
"What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening? A cannibal"
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"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."
"So I had a dream the other night that I won $100K on a scratch off lottery ticket. Tonight I bought one and I won my $1 back"
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"Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !"
"Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous? Because he was a master-baiter."
"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""My kids are being jerks."" ""Hey, Christian, you can't keep calling here."" ""Are you gonna send help?"" ""..."""
"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected."
"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"