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Joke of the Day
"Quitting smoking was the easiest thing I've ever done... I've done it hundreds of times."
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"Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?"
"[invasion] *aircrafts dropping from the sky *explosions everywhere *mass hysteria Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?"
"Click for the joke The joke"
"[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)"
"Veterinarian- You're here to discuss your dog's salivation? Me- No. My dog's a good dog, he'll go to Heaven! I'm here about his slobbering."
"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"
"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."
"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included"