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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included"

"This lady just said she's naming her baby Nevaeh b/c its Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."

"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Being married is like peeing in your pants... At first it's nice and hot, but then it just gets sloppy and uncomfortable."

"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"

"What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common? It's Al Gore"

"Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme."

"Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing? Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer."

"PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer."