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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"
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"Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes"
"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."
"Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat? If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry."
"Me: ""I mean, how can Harry Potter be the best Quidditch Seeker when he's the only one with glasses?"" Librarian: ""Just pay your fine, Ma'am."""
"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"
"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"
"If you tell me to make myself at home, don't be surprised when I take my pants off and drink all your vodka."
"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"
"A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?"