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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""

"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"

"Did you hear about the misanthropic statistician? 100% of people can go fuck themselves. Told to me by a cab driver in New Orleans."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the ""Fresh Prints""."

"""I won't vaccinate my kids! It's not healthy and full of dangerous preservatives!!!"" *gives kid a pop tart for breakfast*"

"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."

"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."

"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"

"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."