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Joke of the Day
"Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?"
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"Whenever you say ""I'll shoot you an email,"" it makes me wish I could shoot you in email."
"You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana."
"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"
"Why does Kim Jong Un so quick to anger? He's been holding in his shit for years"
"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"
"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."
"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"
"Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant"
"Remember Doodle-Bob from Spongebob? So do I, guy was Sketchy as hell."