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Joke of the Day

"Click for the joke The joke"

"If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns Go for the juggler"

"Why can't you trick unemployed jesters? Because they're nobody's fool"

"Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss"

"I just realized... I've been on reddit ALL FUCKING YEAR!"

"If you say a number loud enough its value increases. * 5 = 5 * 5! = 120"

"I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head."

"I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius.... Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?"

"If your kids are playing and it gets totally quiet, then you hear one say ""you're okay, you're okay,"" they are definitely NOT okay."

"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"