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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Nm, it's too cheesy."

"An Atheist and a Christian walk into a bar... ...they proceed to have a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they're not pretentious assholes"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !"

"Freudians suck I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and horney)"

"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."

"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"

"What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo..."

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."

"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"

"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."