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Joke of the Day

"An Atheist and a Christian walk into a bar... ...they proceed to have a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they're not pretentious assholes"

"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."

"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""

"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."

"Paraguay-Uraguay in the final would be so guay."

"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "

"""do you know why i pulled you ov.. are you.. pinocchio?"" yea, so what ""is that a hooker?"" uh.. nope, no *his nose hits the fuckin moon*"

"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""

"What sucks about being black and jewish? You gotta stand at the back of the oven! Edit: I was at an [7] when typing this and fucked it up. It is better now. oven was bus. Changed bus to oven."

"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night, I'm not letting you out!"