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Joke of the Day
"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."
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"Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome."
"What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !"
"I use to know a classic rim shot joke, but...umm tiss"
"Did you ever realize that almond milk lasts four times longer than regular milk? That's nuts, right?"
"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"
"What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother."
"How do you measure a great misunderstanding? In kiloWats"
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"A man went to the store buy condoms The cashier asked him, ""Do you want a bag?"" He replied, ""No thanks, she's not that ugly."""