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Joke of the Day

"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"

"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"

"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"

"I can convert alcohol into an idiot"

"My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save."

"Have you guys seen the movie about Flapjacks? Don't. It was critically panned."

"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."

"13 year old girls be like ""I need a man who.. "" Lol the only Man in your life should be Spongebob. Yallah go finish your homework."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."

"Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter"