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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo..."
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"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."
"Why are pedophiles safe drivers? They always slow down in front of kindergartens and schools!"
"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"
"Bill Cosby and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar... tender girl who later reports them to the police for sexual harrasment."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"
"Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children"
"*gingerly maneuvers the garbage can back into place between a stack of crown molding we'll never use and your antique pesticide collection*"
"Pickup line Hey there, wanna come over and watch porn on my 50 inch flat-screen mirror?"
"A group of Africans were playing Chinese whispers one goes to the other 'Ebola, pass it on'"