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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? you may think it be R, but a pirates true love is for the C (sea)"

"I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"

"Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack. He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters"

"I hate when I meet a beautiful woman and have to leave bc someone who beat me in a rap battle is walking my way"

"Your proctologist called. He found your head."

"What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car? ""We'll have to rehearse that."""

"Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne. Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation."

"Just spent a nice relaxing hour on facebook, writing ""you Two look fantastic!!"" on all weekend selfies with three girls or more in it."