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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !"
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"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was very time consuming"
"What's a russian's favorite golf club? A putin wedge."
"I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner."
"If at first you don't succeed, you're assembling furniture from IKEA."
"""Please don't do this."" - my voice mail greeting"
"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."
"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""
"Man draws fire for arson attack on art class."