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Joke of the Day

"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"

"I'm getting married! Well, I have a new boyfriend! Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! FINE. Shoe salesman said ""Come back soon""."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"

"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"

"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."

"Why did Scottish baby sneeze? It got week old."

"Skrillex used to play string instruments in the orchestra, until he dropped the bass."

"If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter"

"Why is it called stand-up comedy? Because people in wheelchairs shouldn't be laughed at."

"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."