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Joke of the Day
"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."
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"Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone. "
"A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here."
"I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub"
"My son just paced back and forth dictating his letter to Santa like a high-powered CEO. Forget Prada, the Devil wears Ironman pyjamas."
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis"
"A trigonometry professor attends a frat party at UCLA I heard he wore a soc-alt-oga."
"I asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had. He started counting but then he fell asleep."
"the american journal of medicine says diarrhea is hereditary. .. ...it runs in the jeans."
"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."