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Joke of the Day
"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."
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"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."
"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"
"WAYS TO KILL 2 BIRDS W/ 1 STONE 1 Ricochet 2 Retrieve, rethrow 3 Line up birds precisely 4 Huge boulder 5 Use lovebirds, 2nd dies of grief"
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."
"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"
"What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot cross bunnies !"
"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."
"Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit."