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Joke of the Day

"If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter"

"I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies... It'll be called Friends With Benefits."

"I got really bored today and came up with this one... Who is 'Anonymous' and why does everybody feel the need to quote them?"

"Why was the cancer doctor so tired? He was always oncol"

"Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support."

"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what's outside of it? K9P"

"How do you measure the speed of circumcisions? Mohels per hour"

"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I have a dream, that one day white socks & black shoes can be together without hatred. And not just because I accidentally wore them today."

"There's a reason you don't see many Jedi in relationships. They always try to force it."