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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"
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"Fastest Bolt at the Olympics? Was it Usain Bolt or Ryan Lochte's ride to the airport?"
"I think my TV is broken because these commercials make being human look like a gorgeous adventure but I'm just tired and sad. Yes I can hold"
"Vine is shutting down I might actually make more in a year than a vine star does in a week."
"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."
"What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist."
"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."
"Today Americans celebrate Labor Day By not working and expecting to get paid for it."
"When my evening plans are ruined, I pay it forward by texting ""I'm pregnant"" to random numbers."
"If you can be Batman, always be Batman Some people are Jewish, some are Arabs, but I prefer to be Christian Bale."