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Joke of the Day
"Why did Scottish baby sneeze? It got week old."
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"NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it's mom was in a real jam."
"I don't believe Africans poach rhinos. They don't have enough water to fill a pan that size."
"Trump says ""The less immigrants we let into our country the better!"" Pence, correcting Trump, says ""The Fewer"" Trump says ""Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"""
"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."
"Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn't look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out"
"Sikh turban dude"
"Based on his ability to hide poop, my cat would be the worst criminal of all time."
"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."
"Mike Tyson's biggest problem was he never had a strong male role model growing up. Mike's dad walked out on the family very early on, after Mike raped him."