29126

Joke of the Day

"Why did Scottish baby sneeze? It got week old."

"I'll tell you a joke about sodium. Na. How about one about potassium? K."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Ahh yes I can see how you would think it's the ""r"", but in fact it's tha ""C""!"

"Where do turkeys go to have a good time? The Turkey Club"

"I'm not saying you're fat, but you should consider having CPR instructions tattooed on your chest."

"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."

"How many dead hookers in a basement does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than four, because it's still dark as fuck in here."

"I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave."

"HEY OSAMA I FOUND YOUR 72 VIRGINS THEY ARE ALL ON MY TIMELINE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS"

"Why was ""C"" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because they were ""Nazis""!!!! eyyyyy :D"