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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke..."
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"Daily routines So one day a man goes into the doctors office and says. Doctor! doctor! My penis has turned orange So the doctor says Well what is your daily routine I eat cheetos than jack off"
"R.I.P boiled water. . . You will be mist."
"""My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."" ""Espanol?"" ""No, he's a labrador."""
"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""
"As I was leaving the club last night . . . . . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction. I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move."
"What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !"
"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."
"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."
"GOOD COP: I hate crime! BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs."