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Joke of the Day
"What is the blackest of magics? Negromancy."
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"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."
"Why did the porn-star get hit by a bus? She never saw it coming!!!"
"What is the theme song for the KKK? We gon be all white"
"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"
"I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office"
"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."
"I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis. She's not half-bad."