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Joke of the Day
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
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"Prostate Cancer **;** Edit: *But seriously, cancer isn't funny.*"
"spent today capturing hipsters, tagging them, and releasing them back into Silverlake. Study: Do skinny jeans restrict grazing patterns?"
"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment? He can't get out of a bath."
"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"
"How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?? Ovary-sy"
"My parachute didn't deploy At least I have the rest of my life to fix it."
"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."
"When I told my boyfriend love has to come from both ways... ...he suggested a threesome"