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Joke of the Day

"I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office"

"Q: How you can tell if a ghoul was in your fridge? A: It leaves footprints in the butter."

"David Cameron walks into a sandwich shop with a pig... The shopkeeper says ""alright dave, pulled pork ?"" ""No mate, she's just a friend."""

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"

"According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies. Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like."

"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."

"An original joke about Mathew and Not-Mathew. Me:Mathew and Not-Mathew were on a boat. Mathew fell off the boat. Who was left? You:Not-Mathew. Me:Yeah Mathew was the one who fell out. Idiot."

"Cutest thing I saw today was the dad angrily slamming the sliding door of his minivan but it slowed down by itself and latched silently"

"Here's a joke for all you Game of Thrones fans. One day Bran walks into a bar."

"I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices."