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Joke of the Day
"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"
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"You people remind me of lemons.... You're sour, some people like you, and your juices can be squeezed out for money."
"What were the political views of the librarian? She wanted open borders."
"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."
"CARPET SALESMAN: [sighing, handing me another sample] What about this one for your bedroom? ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small"
"Please don't ask me what something means or who someone is from your device which has access to the internet."
"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window"
"It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life."