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Joke of the Day

"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."

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"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."
"Making popcorn for these Facebook movies."
"What do you call a reptile that likes to start fights The Insti-Gator"
"Still wondering if that guy I saw yesterday wearing a t-shirt in the pool was fat or not. So hard to tell!"
"Bring Me the Horizon gets thrown into the ocean... Do they sink or swim? Or simply disappear?"
"Potheads must have been disappointed with Jurassic Park... 'Cause there's no grass."
"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"
"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."
"NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?"