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Joke of the Day
"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"
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"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."
"So I heard the Brits have a new dating app It's called Kinder."
"Women are just like wine In my cave."
"People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?"
"Did you hear about the magician who became a farmer? ...he was driving his tractor down the road, and suddenly, he turned into a field."
"How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs."
"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."
"What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces? Klaustrophobic"
"Wearing your emotions on you sleeve(less shirt). the only emotion you wear with a sleeveless shirt is the one that let's people know you're a tough guy who makes a little less than $26,000 a year."