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Joke of the Day
"Why did the porn-star get hit by a bus? She never saw it coming!!!"
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"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions."
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards."
"What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous."
"My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport."
"My clothes don't fit anymore. There's only one possibly explanation. America is shrinking my clothes."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"
"If you post a handstand photo of yourself at the beach in Uggs you're automatically entered into an essay contest on why you love your Jetta"
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"My ex wife asked me to check on her house while she was on vacation.... Google Earth says everything is just fine."