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Joke of the Day

"Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise."

"Agreeable Caesar He came, he saw, and he concurred."

"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty"

"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"

"How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed? piece of cake"

"Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles"

"Science tells us there are far fewer female autists than male... But thanks to the pay gap, there are far more female starving autists."

"I saw Denzel Washington on the street today. I said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel Washington you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."

"Doctor Doctor my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't I need to use him to finish my homework."