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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess."

"Fire alarms are dangerous and should not be in the house. Why? Because when it starts the house is on fire!"

"1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait"

"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."

"What's Finn's favorite grocery store? TR-8R Poe's."

"One night stand because my bedroom is narrow."

"We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog."

"The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !"

"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."