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Joke of the Day

"I saw Denzel Washington on the street today. I said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel Washington you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."

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"I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."
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"Knock, Knock! Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!"
"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."