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Joke of the Day

"I saw Denzel Washington on the street today. I said ""Hey Denzel! Can I get a picture with you?"" And he's all like ""I'm not Denzel Washington you racist piece of shit."" Classic Denzel."

"What did the Lion say to the Rhino? Y NO LEGS!"

"What's the difference between a Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ? Because it didn't happen in 7/11"

"Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement."

"I can't see very well in the dark but on the bright side, I see just fine."

"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."

"What console does god use? Praystation"

"How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the enlightment comes from within."

"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."