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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"

"Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."

"I purposely park three feet away from the drive thru window so Mcdonalds employees can get in their daily stretches."

"What are cats favorite Internet Service provider? Comcat."

"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."

"You know how I know we are gonna have sex? I'm stronger than you!"

"BREAKING NEWS: Man gets out of offending people by saying ""present company excluded of course"" after highly offensive statement"

"What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!"

"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"

"Son, when a man and a woman love each other very much that means they've probably only been dating 6-8 months."