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Joke of the Day

"Science tells us there are far fewer female autists than male... But thanks to the pay gap, there are far more female starving autists."

"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."

"Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!"

"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."

"The girl I'm seeing said I should say ""make love"" instead of ""fuck"" I said ""what the make love are you talking about?"""

"*romantically climbs into your balcony to ask for your wifi password*"

"One more glass of wine and my ""only a lesbian from the waist up"" rule is about to go out the window."

"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"

"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."

"not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes."