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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty"

"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"

"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."

"Sometimes an unfollow can be so therapeutic."

"I remember as a child lying in bed and waiting for Santa Claus to come. And how afterwards it would be so silent and awkward as he got dressed to leave."

"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."

"What's the definition of Embarrassing? Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first."

"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."

"I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great I'd much rather have June weather"

"In support of France, Canada opens new French province called ""Quebec."""