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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a threesome? Q: What do you call a threesome with a man and two women? A: *Fucking awesome.* Q: What do you call a threesome with a woman and two men? A: *Gay sex with a witness.*"

"Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look."

"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."

"My son laughed at a ceiling fan for 45 minutes in case any studio execs are wondering how to reach his demographic."

"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?! A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!?! FUCK!!!"

"Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."

"I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds."