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Joke of the Day
"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?! A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!?! FUCK!!!"
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"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."
"A homeless man told me this one. (Kinda NSFW) Why do women have two pairs of lips? One to bitch with, and one to apologize with."
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"
"I used to tell this great joke about homeopathy. But I've told it so many times the humour has been diluted."
"What does a pedophile and a turtle have in common? They both wanna get there before the hare does."
"The Dirtiest Dad Joke Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says ""5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that"" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious"
"How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up."