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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"
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"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. DRE"
"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."
"Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape."
"I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach, and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death."
"ISIS has a lot in common with Little Miss Muffet They've both got Kurds in their way"
"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. -Tim Vine"
"I know the real reason the Pope is resigning. He finally realized that they were never going to promote him to God."
"Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'? It's too complex"