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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"

"Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know."

"I finally told her those three magical words every woman wish to hear.. I give up!"

"Plagiarism Hey! I invented a new word: plagiarism."

"Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with."

"What's the best part about gay sex? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through"

"What has 50 legs but can't walk? Half a centipede."

"[at funeral] ""it was so sudden"" really? ""yeah right in the middle of rap battle"" I thought you said he died of dysentery TERRY: That's right"

"How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods? They fence it."

"Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear? Turban Outfitters."