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Joke of the Day

"I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds."

"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer."

"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"

"Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile."

"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"

"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."

"COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good"

"Can you believe my girlfriend's mother said I'm a pedophile because I'm 40 and she's 20? Just because she's a mother doesn't mean she can judge people twice her age."