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Joke of the Day

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."

"Mathematical Humor It just doesn't add up."

"People in California be like Tree down walkway closed!"

"I'm such a slave to the man working on a Saturday night. A drunk slave but whatever. Atleast my e-mails to my boss are hilarious now."

"I made a joke about periods the other day It was bloody awful"

"Standing behind a hot guy on a treadmill saying 'don't worry baby, I'll catch you if you fall' makes him run for a really really long time"

"I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own."

"What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends? A Redditor."

"Go to subway and order the Jared Fogle. 38 year old meat between 10 year old buns."